Gather round for a tale that will burn your ears. Like fire.

This banner dealy is the result of much blood and tears. Lovingly constructed in paint .net a program I downloaded less than a week ago. For having no fucking clue wtf i'm doing, it hasn't turned out that wretched. Still there were some bumps and pitfalls along the way. The initial attempts, while stunning in a raw, edgy way were finally molded into something that wouldn't scare the children. The elements in place, my complete lack of common sense manifested itself in something very close to the finished product. Certain parties giggled and blushed, but showing the utmost in tact and consideration, suggested that I not put that fucking thing up.

Much thanks to the stunningly talented help... I present the thing. The thing on the top of the page. Yes that.

So yes, behold the picture. Tremble in fear you worthless bastards. I have arrived.

and don't laugh at my poor html/css foo...